Thursday, January 05, 2006 |
Awesome...AWESOME!!! |
Pat Robertson just gave me an awesome Funda-mental-ist Christian boner. You see, Ariel Sharons stroke was punishment from God. Not a result of sucking down 47 Kosher Prime Rib meals a night(Nummy-Nummy) Nope. God.
He also said it was a punishment for dividing Gods land, even though the Bible says not to, and predicted "Woe" unto( he actually said UNTO!!! Fucking A right he did! ) any Isreali Prime Minister who did likewise.
Additionally, he claims it was Gods way of saying "This land belongs to me. You'd better leave it alone."
He then went on to change all the "Duck Season" signs to "Rabbit Season" signs, then claim all non-Christians were "Desthpic-able"
Woo-hoo Woo-hoo! |
spouted by Johnny @ 6:04 PM |
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